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  Austin Powers Trivia
  C'mon baby! Work with me people, alright! Show me love! (camera clicks) Great Baby!
  Oh Behave, Yeah Baby!
  I wont bite! Hard......
  Eh Comrades? Austin, we won. Oh, Yea for captlism!
  Is it cold in here?
  Contrare, I think you cant resist me.
  Im just trying to get a rise out of you! For shits and giggles!
How did this get in here?!? Someones playing a prank on me! Honestly its not mine!
  When you see this jet rocking dont come a-knocking baby, yeah!
  Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Burt Bacharach
  Austin Powers...danger's my middle name.
  No actually...I, ah, I have to save the world.
Great baby, Yeah!
  Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it?
  This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!






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~Austin Powers 1~
My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body...and I bet she shags like a minx! How do I tell

Let me ask you a question, and be honest....Do I make you horny?! Randy?!
Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?
No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many
anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time, experimenting with
mind-expanding drugs in a consequence environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
That's Dr. Evil's cat! How Can you tell? I never forget a
Show me love!

~Austin Powers 2~
I'll go back to the 60's...(76kb)
Beat Dr Evil...(39kb)
You Dirty Fembot!...(27kb)
Do I make you horny?...(20kb)
Groovy, yeah!...(27kb)
Grr in swinger...(44kb)
Very Randy...(15kb)
GRR BABY, VERY GRR!!...(28kb)

~Mike Myers Doing Radio~
Only college radio station groovier than the BBC!
sexiest college radio station around!
sauciest college station on this frequency!
What a gas baby, yeah!
When I'm naughty, I listen to college radio!

~Dr Evil Sounds~

We hold the world ransom for 1 million dollars!
That makes me angry, and when Dr Evil gets angry, Mr Bigglesworth gets upset....
Welcome to my underground lair.
I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death

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