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Who knows what Kenny is really saying. All you can do is slow his voice down and use your imagination.
This is what most people think Kenny is really saying.

Theme Song
"I like Girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina"
Some people say if you play what Kenny says backwards, he says "Kenny needs to take his hood off!"

TV commercial
Kyle:This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering'
Kenny:'It sounds fucking gay'
It has been verified by a letter from Trey Parker saying that Trey and Matt didn't want to do the commercial so they put
that in without Magic knowing.
I doubt that!

Cartman Gets an Probe
1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when they're alone"
2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy"
3. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"
4. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"

1.In the original theme song, Kenny says "Our small town is bigger damnit! Right down to the little
2. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when their alone"
Trust me folks, I'm about 99.9% wrong on this one. This one is impossible.
3. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can
touch her pussy
4. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's dead, Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm
all right. Ahhhh!"
5. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"
6.After Kenny somehow comes back to life Kenny is shown and says "Hey guys what's going on?"
7.After Stan and Kyle are am

Weightgain 4000
1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"
2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"
3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"

The Volcano
1. After Stan says to cartman "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick "
2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano.
3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina."
4. After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool"
5. After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay"
6. After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"
7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?"
8. After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"

Big gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
1. While Sparky is Raping Sylvester , Kenny see what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think they're screwing."
2. After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny say "Not from what I saw"
3. When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "They suck"

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same."
2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather
3. After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister"Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley.
The next
time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you."" Kenny says "And I want to take off
your bra."
4. When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?"
5. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God!What is he doin'?"

1. After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go fart."
2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "I did, I gotta go shit"
3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!"
4. Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God"
5. After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"
6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of
what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended
mmmmmmmmmmmm a baby sitter for their kids."
be heard.

The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him saying something or
laughing. You be the judge. here's what he says:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh."
Also Cartman when he is fantasizing that he's Hitler, when you play it backwards he says stuff like "You guys, seriously!" and
guys guess what?"

Starvin' Marvin
1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
2.When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "tube that's inside of your pee-pee" This one was hard and if you
think it's something different please tell me
3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomarrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"

Mr. Hanky
1.After baby Jesus is delivered by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must be a miracle!"
2.After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!"
3.When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!"
4. When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking
5.When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?".
6.After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!"
7.After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The
End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"

Jay Leno Special
1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"

Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing. After Stan says to Damien
about Kenny talking about his mom being an ugly scank Kenny says "Yeah, she looks like a fucking
Also when Damien calls Satan, it sounds like he's talking backwards. But when I played it backwards, it
didn't sound like anything. I couldn't really tell because there was music.

Tom's Rhinoplasty
1.When the boys are amazed that their subsitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of
2.When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can
always finger their pussy".
3. When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss
Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm damn close.

Mecha Streisand
1.When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these
marbles to go with the carrot stick."

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
This episode was as hard as Cartman gets an anal probe. Here's my(Mike
Kalec) best estimates.
1.When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's
such a fat kid, he can't make it."
2. After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the fuck
is he doing with the animals and tea?"
3.When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow,
fuck ,shit, ect."
4.After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he

Cartman Finds his Father
1.After Mephesto is shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Mephesto"
2.After "Team b" is set up, and the plain is set, Kenny says "huh?"
3.When Kenny comes out of the sewer, he says "This is team b".
4.After "Team a" finds a new path, Kenny says "Are you fucking kidding me? Making me walk
though the mother fuckin sewers?"
5.When Kenny looks at the shelter, he says "Yep it's there all right."
6.When Kenny reaches the power box he says "Okay now I'm at the power box."
7.After the doctor asks if Kenny can see the copper nose Kenny says "Roger".
8.When the doctor asks Kenny if he can connect the wires he says "Nah-un".
9.When Kenny says he's going to connect the wires he says "I'll fucking do it".

Ike's Bris
1.When Chef arrives the kids and Kenny say "Hey Chef".
2.When Chef is disapointed in the boys Kenny says "Oh, your penis!"
3.When Kenny pulls his hood cover, he says "Oh shit!"
4.After Kenny falls to his death, he says "Hey guys I fell down...Ah!"

Chicken Fucker
1.When Kenny sees the book he says "There's a lot of hot vaginas and
2.After a scream is heard, Kenny says "What was that?"
3.Kenny says "Hooray" when Kyle and Stan are cheering too.
4.When the show "Cartman" is rolling, Kenny comes up to the door and
says "Hey Cartman".
5.When Kenny is shot he says "No, it only scratched me".

Conjointed Fetus lady
1.When Kyle is telling the other boys about the freak, Kenny says "Ew!" a couple of times.
2.When Kyle's mom shows the boys about "Freaks" Kenny says "Gross!"

The Mexican staring frog
1.When the boys are done with their paper, the boys and Kenny say "The end".
2.When Mr Mackey is talking over the boys Kenny says "Cause your unlce sucks dick"***
3.When the boys make fun of Jimbo and Ned, Kenny says "Yeah, what a couple of bitchass
mother fuckers!"

1.Kenny tell's Kyle the time is "7:35"
2.When Kenny remembers about Death, he says "Hey guys, remember that time we were
chased by death? I remember it was a looonng time ago and death came on a tricycle and ran us
3.When Kenny kicks Death's ass, he says "Take this, and don't touch me, and take that and
that, and that!" ect...
4.After the story is done, Kenny says "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"
5.When Kyle corrects Kenny, Kenny says "Oh yeah."
After being taken by the big scary monster, Kenny screams and says "Hey guys he's taken..."
and it fades off
6.When the Fonz kills him Kenny says "holy fucking!"

Summer Sucks
1.When the boys go to buy fireworks, Kenny and the boys say "Hey Stu".
2.When Kenny escapes his death, he says "Guys I dodged the ahh..!"

Chef's salty chocolate balls
1.When the boys are talking about Stan not being Wendy's girlfriend, Kenny says "Yeah cause you
allways puke on her"
2.When they're talking about Cartman's ass, Kenny says "Cartman's ass is so fucking fat that
sometimes it takes up a whole room."

Chicken Pox
1.When Kenny's mom tells him to come and play with his friends, he says "But mom, I'm fucking
2.When Kenny comes out he says "Hey guys, what's going on?"
3.When the boys are talking about the rats Kenny tells us "Well, we shouldn't have any rats when we
put the fucking ceiling in."

Robert Ebert should lay off the fatty foods
1.Kenny's haiku goes "When I get blowjobs, that I'll cum through discharging, that's the way to
fuck". This was really hard. I'm not too sure, but listen for yourself.
2.When Kenny first talks about the stars, he says "nothing"
3.When the lasers come on, Kenny says "whoa dude".

1.When all the boys say "fine" Kenny also says "Fine."
2.When Cartman's telling Kenny what to do with Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Well why the fuck
do I have to do everything when you stand around..." and then Kenny's cut out by Cartman saying
he's the worker.
3.When Cartman tells Kenny to get the carpet Kenny says"You fuck ,you suck dick"
4.When Cartman tells Kenny he has to wait for the hot tub he says in a depressed voice, "Yes sir".
5.As Kenny and Cartman talk about Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Uh-huh"
6.After Cartman says Kenny and him have to find chicks he says "YEAH!"
7.After Cartman demands that Kenny goes and finds the chicks, Kenny says, "Why do I have to go
find the chicks?"
8.When Cartman asks if Kenny finds the chicks, Kenny says "Mmm hmm!"

Cow Days
1.When Kenny pulls out his food stamps he says "What? These?"
2.When Kyle tells Kenny to give him the food stamps he says "Nah-uh"
3.When Kyle demands the food stamps Kenny says "Dude, these are mother fucking food stamps
and I don't need to be used right outta these food stamps".
4.When Cartman's lying on the ground, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Cartman!"
5.After the boys wonder where Cartman is, Kenny says "He ran away"
6.Stan tells Kenny to go find Cartman, and Kenny says "Okay."
7.When Kenny comes back with no Cartman and the boys ask where he is, Kenny says "I don't
know, I can't find em'"
8.They tell Kenny he's on in a few minutes and he says "I know, I know!"
9.When Kenny's about to come to help Cartman, Kenny says "Nah-uh, I ain't going in that

Chef Aid
1.When Elton John says that he'll help the boys out, Kenny says "Hooray"!

1.When Kenny takes more of the blanket from his brother he says "Give me this."
2.When Kenny's mom smacks him he says "Hey Mom!"
3.After Kenny's dad asks if that was Cartman, Kenny says "Uh huh"
4.When Kenny shows his 'pumpkin' he says "It's all I could afford"

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
1. When Kenny's dad tells him to put some food in a bag, Kenny says "okay". 2. After Charlie
Manson says Kenny's 'around' , Kenny says "Hey guys, lets go".

1. When Cartman says Kenny's happy being poor, Kenny says "Fuck you".
2. During the commercial, Kenny says "and get back to the home owned interprize"

Prehistoric Ice Man
1. When Kenny's watching TV, he says "Oh no!"
2. When Stan says Cartman killed Kyle, Kenny says "You bastard!"
3. When "Yeah, I think you ought to name him Steve"
4. When Barbrady asks what color to pick, Kenny says "Blue".
5. Just before Kenny is smushed under the escalator belt, he says "Uh oh!"

Rainforest Schmainforest
Theme song: "Who has got a pair of titties? Please come down, there's a lot of titties".
1. When Kenny hears about 'Getting gay with kids' he says, "That's fucking stupid".
2. When Mr Mackey says he's going to enroll the boys into 'Getting Gay with Kids', Kenny says "Whoo hoo... I mean..
3. When Kenny meets Kelly and she keeps getting his name wrong, Kenny says "My names Kenny... no Kenny...
4. After Cartman says that his family might be Portarican, Kenny says "That's not true, dude".
5. When Kelly says that you really do appriciate living in America, Kenny says "Uh huh".
6. Kelly asks Kenny if he learned all the choreography, Kenny says "Yeah I think so".
7. Kelly asks Kenny if everything's going to be alright, Kenny says "yeah, everything's going to be fine".
8. When Kelly asks Kenny if she can tell him something, Kenny says "okay".
9. After Kelly tells Kenny that she likes him, Kenny says "Really?"
10. When Kelly says that she likes him, Kenny says "Hey that's great".
11. After Kelly says that it's not great, Kenny says "No, that's not good".
12. When Kelly crys, Kenny says "There there Kelly, you don't need to cry over this".
13. When Kelly says that she still likes him, Kenny says "Oh that's good".
14. But when Kelly says that she can't get attached, Kenny says "Oh, God damn!"
15. When the children are tied up, and Kelly says she wants to be Kenny's girlfriend, Kenny says "Yeah me too".
16. When Kelly says that they have to call each other every day, Kenny says "Okay I can do that".

Spontaneous Combustion
1. When Kenny gives Kyle the hairdryer, Kenny says "How about this?"
2. After being kicked out of the store and Stan complains, Kenny says "I know, fucking seriously!"
3. As the boys are walking away, Kenny says "Well see you guys, I have to get on the bus".
4. When Cartman asks if Kenny's going to see his little girlfriend again, Kenny says "Yeah dude, seriously"

*Master P Music Video: Kenny's dead*
1. When Kenny's dad tells Kenny to Las Vegas and win a thousand dollars Kenny says "Okay dad,
I'll do my best".
2. When Kenny opens his new casino he shouts "Woo hoo! I'm rich I'm...ahh!"

*Chef Aid song: Bubblegoose*
1. When Cartman says Kenny's dad's an alcoholic, Kenny says "Fuck you Cartman".


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