Spirit of Christmas

Description	File Size
The entire thing in one big wav file.	1.87mb
Introduction Music	138kb
Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly, happy soul, with a corncob pipe and a button nose and 2 eyes made out of coal. There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, for when they placed it on his head...	116kb
Dude! What? Don't put the magic hat on the snowman!	34kb
Why? Because if you do, he's going to come to life!	30kb
Cool! No, its not cool! My, my sister, in, in Minnesota, put a hat on a snowman and it tried to kill her!	62kb
Fuck him. Let's do it anyway. Yeah.	16kb
There must have been some magic in that old.silk hat they found, for when the placed it on his head...	52kb
Weird music plays as Frosty comes to life and attacks.	145kb
Oh my god! Frosty killed Kenny!	34kb
Dude, I told you not to put that fucking hat on Frosty's fucking head, now didn't I?	51kb
I'm sorry Mr. Rocket Fucking scientist. What are we supposed to do now? I don't know what we're suppose- WAIT! I bet he can help us. Who?	76kb
Ho ho ho! Whoa, whoa now, tell me what happened, slowly.	62kb
Ok, we were just building a snowman and all of the sudden he came to life- I told him, I said, "Don't put the magic hat on the snowman." and he did it anyway, and he killed our friend Kenny and now he's going to kill everybody!	84kb
Did he look kind of like this? Arrrgh! Yeah, kind of like that. Yeah, exactly! Agggh! Grrrr!	101kb
You know, I don't think that was the real Santa Claus! Oh, no shit, Sherlock!	44kb
You know, thanks to you there isn't going to be a Christmas and there's nobody left to help us. Oh, Christ! Jesus!	82kb
Jesus, we beseech thee in this time of need. Fuckin' Frosty! Dude, dude, this is Jesus! You don't say fuck in front of Jesus.	143kb
Go Jesus!	24kb
Our Saviour!	83kb
That sucked, I'm sure glad that's over with. But you know, I think I learned something today. Yeah! Don't put the magic hat on Frosty.	99kb
No, I learned about the true Spirit of Christmas. Really? Yeah, Christmas isn't about Frosty, or Santa.	63kb
You're right, its about Jesus. No, it's not even about Jesus either.	50kb
Well, then what's it all about? Presents! Yeah! You see? Presents!	54kb
Hey man, let's go home, I know where my parents hide my presents. Cool! Yeah!	43kb
So he waved goodbye saying, "Don't you cry, I'll be back again someday!"	64kb