| Name | Description | File Size |
| LENO_40RAZORS.WAV |  I bet you go through about 40 razors
when you shave, huh? |
45kb |
| LENO_AWWW.WAV | I want to know what you children are
thankful for this season... besides the fact that you don't have my chin. |
76kb |
| LENO_BABYSEAT.WAV |  Do you have to put
your chin in a baby chair when you drive? |
89kb |
| LENO_BAGGAGE.WAV |  Did you have to
check that into oversized baggage on the plane? |
46kb |
| LENO_BIGFATASS.WAV |  No, Jay Leno's chin is bigboned, you
are a big fatass! |
87kb |
| LENO_BIGSHOT.WAV |  Now, children, lets
talk about what we're thankful for. That's what Mr. Bigshot Hollywood is here for. |
45kb |
| LENO_CHIN.WAV |  Kenny wants to know if that's your
real chin, or a silicon implant.  |
112kb |
| LENO_CUSS.WAV |  I'm thankful for cable television
because you can say words like fuck off and kiss my ass. |
113kb |
| LENO_EXECUTIVES.WAV | Shut the hell up, you talk about the
joys of Thanksgiving, damnit! |
106kb |
| LENO_FATKID.WAV | Now, you, you, the fat kid.... I don't
care... What does Thankgiving mean to you? |
47kb |
| LENO_FLEWIN.WAV | Hi young people, its great to be here,
I just flew in to the Denver area... |
39kb |
| LENO_GUEST.WAV | All the way from the
pagan state of California, Mr. Jay Leno! |
94kb |
| LENO_KILLEDKENNY.WAV | Oh my God, Jay Leno's chin killed
Kenny! You bastard! |
108kb |
| LENO_MAGICAL.WAV | Whoa, I had no idea
that Jay Leno's chin had such magical powers! |
116kb |
| LENO_MEANING.WAV |  It symbolizes the
pilgrims dinner. When they ate with the indians, they taught them how to plant and harvest
food. And they gave thanks for the food, and the indians. |
87kb |
| LENO_NATIVES.WAV | Whoa! Pilgrims ate native Americans? Cool! |
61kb |
| LENO_SAYWHATWANT.WAV | Oh, I can't control
them, the little shits say whatever the fuck they want. |
55kb |
