| Name | Description | File Size |
| 104_AFRAIDITDOES.WAV |  The school can't afford helmets for
everybody... |
133kb |
| 104_AHHCRAP.WAV |  Thatta boy Spark! Go get her....
ahwwww crap.  |
73kb |
| 104_ALUMNI.WAV | Elementary school alumni? |
26kb |
| 104_AMINUS.WAV | Hey, wait a minute, why the hell does
he get an A Minus? |
134kb |
| 104_ATHELETE.WAV |  We treat star
athletes better because they're better people. |
65kb |
| 104_BIGALS.WAV |  I'm sssuper, thankss
for asssking. |
86kb |
| 104_BOOM.WAV |  Boom! No more Middle
Park players, hahaha! |
56kb |
| 104_BUTCHDOG.WAV |  I don't want a gay dog. I want a butch
dog. I want a Rin-Tin-Tin. |
43kb |
| 104_CANDOIT.WAV |  John Stamos's
brother can do it. |
124kb |
| 104_CARROTCAKE.WAV | Oh! My carrot cake! |
25kb |
| 104_CLOSETHEME.WAV |  An odd, 'non' South Park sound closing theme. |
263kb |
| 104_DANCE.WAV | Do you like to
dance? |
40kb |
| 104_DONTBGAY.WAV |  Good boy. Now... don't be gay! Don't
be gay, Spark. |
70kb |
| 104_FULLSPEECH.WAV | Stan's post football game speech. |
514kb |
| 104_GARRISONGAY.WAV | ...evil right down
to their cold black hearts, which not pump blood like yours and mine... |
232kb |
| 104_GAYALS.WAV | We have all sorts of
gay animals here at Big Gay Al's. |
123kb |
| 104_GAYANIMALS.WAV | Tell them that there
are gay animals here that need homes.... desssperately. |
87kb |
| 104_GAYESTDOG.WAV |  That is the gayest
dog I have ever seen. |
21kb |
| 104_GAYLION.WAV | Over here we have a
gay lion... |
22kb |
| 104_GETBACKTHERE.WAV |  That's right! You
get back there! |
44kb |
| 104_GETCHICKS.WAV | I just act that way
to get chicks, dumbass. |
22kb |
| 104_GOODHETERO.WAV | Now you go outside
and practice football like a good little heterosexual. |
24kb |
| 104_HIKEBALL.WAV | Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut ... |
57kb |
| 104_HOLDBALL.WAV | You've got to hold your football like
your lover... |
232kb |
| 104_HOMECOMING.WAV |  What's
homecoming? |
71kb |
| 104_HOMODOG.WAV |  That dog is a gay
homosexual. |
163kb |
| 104_HUGHGRANT.WAV |  I haven't seen an Englishman take a
blow like that since Hugh Grant... |
81kb |
| 104_JESUS.WAV | Jesus, I haven't
asked you for much... |
62kb |
| 104_JESUSYEA.WAV |  ...I am the way for
you, my children. Let's open the phone lines back up for some questions. |
67kb |
| 104_JEWISHKID.WAV | Why the hell is that
little Jewish kid playing quarterback? |
44kb |
| 104_JEWRUN.WAV | I haven't seen a Jew run like that
since... |
70kb |
| 104_JUSTSHOES.WAV | No, I didn't. That
was just my shoes! |
70kb |
| 104_KENNYDIES.WAV |  Yes, he's been
decapitated! |
236kb |
| 104_KICKINGASS.WAV |  Did you guys see me
block that defense today? I was kicking ass! |
30kb |
| 104_LEATHER.WAV | Maybe he went
shopping for some leather pants. |
60kb |
| 104_LOVETHATSONG.WAV |  I love that song... |
45kb |
| 104_LOVINGYOU.WAV | Its obvious where
all the talent in that family went! |
231kb |
| 104_MALLS.WAV | Did you check the
shopping mall... - OW! |
65kb |
| 104_MARTYKICKASS.WAV | Marty's Movie
Reviews are on? Kick ass! |
19kb |
| 104_MKUNOTGAY.WAV | We can work on not making you gay
together! |
126kb |
| 104_MOLESTED.WAV | I haven't seen so many children
molested since... |
46kb |
| 104_OK2BGAY.WAV | And maybe we can beat them by more
next year... and its ok to be gay. |
62kb |
| 104_OOLALA.WAV | No pink bandana, Sparky. Bad dog! |
96kb |
| 104_OPPRESSORS.WAV | Chrisitans and
Republicans and Nazis, oh my! |
122kb |
| 104_POUNDASS.WAV | Speaking of pounding
ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog! |
37kb |
| 104_PROPAGANDA.WAV | Oh stop filling his
head with that queer loving propoganda. |
60kb |
| 104_PUPPET.WAV | Stupid puppet. |
37kb |
| 104_REX.WAV | Stan forgot to
mention that his dog is a gay homosexual. |
193kb |
| 104_ROBERT.WAV | I just wanted to thank you for the
advice, and for dying for my sins, that was really nice of you. |
68kb |
| 104_RODNEY.WAV | I haven't seen a beating like that
since Rodney King... |
62kb |
| 104_SANCTUARY.WAV | We're all big gay
friends here. Would you like to live with us? |
156kb |
| 104_SILLYBUNS.WAV | Of course they are
sillybuns! |
40kb |
| 104_SIMON.WAV | ...so you see, Simon
and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television. |
51kb |
| 104_SIMONLONG.WAV | ... the assignment
was on Asian Cultures. You get a D Minus. |
115kb |
| 104_SINGALONG.WAV | Loving you is easy
because you're beautiful... du di doo doo! |
227kb |
| 104_SMALLWORLD.WAV | We're not sad anymore because we're
out the closet door! |
151kb |
| 104_SODOMIES.WAV | No way, dude. My mom
says god hates gay people. Thats why he... smoked the sodomies in France. |
65kb |
| 104_SOMETHING.WAV | He doing something
to his ass. He's not kicking it, but he's definitely doing somethinng to his ass. |
163kb |
| 104_STANJESUS.WAV | My son, alot of
people have wondered what my stance on homosexuality is... |
113kb |
| 104_STILLGAY.WAV | He still looks
pretty gay to me. |
25kb |
| 104_SUPER.WAV | I'm sssuper. Thankss
for assking! |
45kb |
| 104_SUPER2.WAV | I'm sssuper. Thankss
for assking! (Different from above) |
37kb |
| 104_THATGOOD.WAV | Are you sure Stan is that good? |
33kb |
| 104_TOASTED.WAV | Are you sure you
don't want to stay for some toasted cheese sandwiches? |
76kb |
| 104_WHATTHEHELL.WAV | What the hell is he
talking about? |
16kb |
| 104_WORRIEDMAN.WAV | You need to lay off
the cough syrup. Alright? Seriously, I'm worried about you man. |
74kb |
