| Name |
Description |
File Size |
| 205_BELLY.WAV |
 Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. |
38kb |
| 205_BETHEBALL.WAV |
 Concentrate on your game. Be the ball! |
136kb |
| 205_BIGEYES.WAV |
 I don't
suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes. |
91kb |
| 205_BLACKPEOPLE.WAV |
 My mom says there's alot of black people in
China. |
23kb |
| 205_BOTHER.WAV |
 Oh, bother. |
7kb |
| 205_BROWNIE.WAV |
Somebody bakes a brownie. |
7kb |
| 205_CAPTAINAHAB.WAV |
 So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? |
50kb |
| 205_CHAMPIONDECIDE.WAV |
Now let the champion of dodge ball be decicde. |
69kb |
| 205_CHINESETRAINING.WAV |
...they use steroids and advanced training equipment to make them
not kids... but animals! |
127kb |
| 205_CLOSETHEME.WAV |
 You're my conjoined twin, dead thing hanging off of your head,
woman. |
110kb |
| 205_CONJOINED.WAV |
 Who the hell cares what it's called, as long as
she doesn't touch me. |
38kb |
| 205_CONJOINEDSONG.WAV |
You've got the strength, you've got the courage, even with a
dead fetus on your head... |
211kb |
| 205_CRAP.WAV |
Awww crap. |
10kb |
| 205_CRASH.WAV |
 Ms. Crabtree 'parks' the bus. |
52kb |
| 205_CREAMER.WAV |
"Do
you have any non-dairy creamer?" Ahhhhahahah! |
71kb |
| 205_CREDITCARD.WAV |
Lemme try,
lemme try... "I'll use my credit card." |
39kb |
| 205_CROISSANTS.WAV |
 God damn, maybe if you didn't eat all of those croissants you'd be
able to throw - OW! |
88kb |
| 205_CUTOFF.WAV |
 So did you ever think of, just, you know, having
it cut off? |
68kb |
| 205_DAMN.WAV |
Holy crap! God damn! |
67kb |
| 205_DAMNDUDE.WAV |
 Damn dude, China's fucked up. |
55kb |
| 205_DAMNPIP.WAV |
Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you. |
15kb |
| 205_DEADFETUS.WAV |
 She has a dead fetus attached to her head. She does? |
59kb |
| 205_DEADTWIN.WAV |
... so even you could have a dead twin inside of you and not
even know it! |
74kb |
| 205_DISTURBED.WAV |
 And just try not to send anyone to that monster
nurse this time, Frenchy. |
70kb |
| 205_DUMBASS.WAV |
If you want to make him throw the ball... say this. |
68kb |
| 205_ETERNALGLORY.WAV |
And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? |
29kb |
| 205_EWWW.WAV |
 ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled... |
136kb |
| 205_EXCUSEME.WAV |
Excuse me a moment gentlemen, but I don't know hot to play dodge
ball. |
59kb |
| 205_FIVEMORE.WAV |
Ok boys! Just five more of the little bastards to go! |
26kb |
| 205_FOREIGNERS.WAV |
...but it is ok to make fun of foreigners because they are from
another country. |
106kb |
| 205_FREAKS.WAV |
 This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out
of her head, but... |
61kb |
| 205_FRENCHY.WAV |
C'mon you Frenchy little frog! |
42kb |
| 205_GLORIUSDAY.WAV |
Did you all see? I can't believe I threw such a ball with my
own arm! |
68kb |
| 205_GRAVY.WAV |
 Sheila, can you pass me the dead fetus... I mean, gravy. Ow! |
48kb |
| 205_GROSS.WAV |
But sometimes the twins get hooked together and are born as
Siamese twins. |
47kb |
| 205_HEART.WAV |
I don't know, I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to
win- HEART! |
48kb |
| 205_HEREWEGO.WAV |
Here we go Cows, here we go! Uh Uh! Here we go Cows, here we
go! Uh Uh! |
45kb |
| 205_HIPPIE.WAV |
And if you don't, you're a big dumbass European
hippie piece of crap. |
77kb |
| 205_HOLYCRAP.WAV |
Holy crap! |
22kb |
| 205_ICEPICK.WAV |
 Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go
outside and sit in the road... |
187kb |
| 205_IJUSTWANNA.WAV |
I just wanna be rediculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all
the rest of you do to each other. |
57kb |
| 205_ILOVEYOU.WAV |
I love you guys... screw you guys. |
44kb |
| 205_IMPRESSION.WAV |
You want to
hear my impersonation of American? |
57kb |
| 205_ITHURTS.WAV |
Owie! It hurts! Owie! Mommy, it hurts, it hurts! |
56kb |
| 205_ITLLBEOK.WAV |
I think might have to go to the nurse's office. |
50kb |
| 205_KILLEDKENNY.WAV |
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! ...you... bastard. |
26kb |
| 205_LAUGH.WAV |
 Kenny laughs :) |
15kb |
| 205_LINCOLN.WAV |
I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln. |
78kb |
| 205_LOOKALIKE.WAV |
Another
American is down. Its number, uhh... uhh... oh, I don't know, all American look
alike. |
71kb |
| 205_MOVEMENT.WAV |
...it certainly is a thrill seeing your
cheery face again. What seems to be pissing you off today. |
71kb |
| 205_NOTGOINGANYWHERE.WAV |
 Nonsense! This is your week, you aren't
going anywhere! |
64kb |
| 205_NOTLIKEUS.WAV |
Chinese dodge ball players aren't like us. |
69kb |
| 205_NURSESOFFICE.WAV |
Dude, he's going to the... nurse's office. |
64kb |
| 205_OPENEYES.WAV |
Kyle's trip to the nurses office... |
225kb |
| 205_PLAYBALL.WAV |
No it isn't, it hurts! I can't believe they let us play this
in school. |
47kb |
| 205_PORK.WAV |
Can I get some
more pork? |
13kb |
| 205_PRAGUE.WAV |
I said, "I always wanted to visit Prague." |
59kb |
| 205_RICEPICKER.WAV |
C'mon ricepicker! |
56kb |
| 205_RUMORS.WAV |
Stan, has anybody actually seen the nurse, and
come back to tell about it? |
103kb |
| 205_SMARTER.WAV |
 Yeah! Maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. |
69kb |
| 205_STILLBORNFETUS.WAV |
I see you've noticed my disorder. I have a still born fetus
attached to my head. |
124kb |
| 205_STUPIDAMERICAN.WAV |
What do you
call a white American person with PHD in physics and math? |
84kb |
| 205_THERULES.WAV |
 Stan tells Pip the rules of Dodge Ball. |
70kb |
| 205_THROWBALL.WAV |
You French piece of crap... throw ball. What the matter
Frenchy, you got crepes in your ears? |
80kb |
| 205_WEEK.WAV |
Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week! |
17kb |
| 205_WHOOP.WAV |
You're gonna need some cream for your ass. |
72kb |
| 205_WHOSGONNAWIN.WAV |
Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals? |
47kb |
| 205_WINNER.WAV |
And the winner is... Nurse Golum! |
48kb |
| 205_YESMAM.WAV |
I'm not a student, you can't give me an office referral! |
128kb |
| 205_ZINGER.WAV |
Good thing
they have those big eyes so they don't have to rely on that amazing American intellect. |
94kb |
