Bill Clinton sleeps around
Clinton handling his job well
Hillary Clinton sleeping
Clinton/Gore bonding together
Bill Clinton in style
Psst...Hillary, ya got something busting out
Bill Clinton Sex Dollar Bills are here!
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?
--I'll be home in twenty minutes.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
--To keep his ankles warm.
Realization of from another White House intern . . .
--And all that time I thought that humming
was the shredder!
Why was Monica Lewinsky in the White House after hours?
--Clinton was showing her the proper way
to take "dic"tation.
What was President Clinton's explanation for having oral sex with Monica Lewinsky?
--"They told me she was the
What's the recipe for Clinton stew?
--A small weenie in hot water.
What do Monica and Bill Clinon have most in common?
--They're both going down.
Someone ask Clinton if he was going back to Arkansas after this is all over.
--He said he thought he would stay in D.C.
and poke around for a while.
Why does Bill drink so much coffee?
--He is required to "stay up"
for many hours to satisfy the needs of his staff.
How did Clinton exercise his position as Commander-in-Chief?
--By barking out orders . . . like
"Get Under the Desk!"
Don't feel sorry for Monica......
--She'll be back "on her knees"
in no time!
Why did Bill get into this problem?
--He didn't know that harass was one word.
Clinton Presidential Anthem --
--Kneel to the Chief
What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
--At least this time, there's no doubt
about the identity of "Deep Throat."
Why did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to work on the White House staff?
--She didn't understand know what STAFF he
Who's going to score first in the Super Bowl?
--The Denver Broncos or the Green Bay
Packers? Bill Clinton
What's Hillary's new nickname for Bill's penis?
--"The Titanic" - because over
1500 interns went down on it.
What is Clinton's new Secret Service Code Name?
How does Hillary feel?
--She may be the FIRST LADY, but she won't
be the LAST
What advice did Yasar Arafat give President Clinton in their meeting on January 22, 1998?
--"Bill....Goats don't talk!!"
as a teenager
Gore examining Miss Lewinsky
Hillary, Chelsea, and the
Chelsea sitting around
Hillary putting on perfume
Whip it, whip it good!
Clinton getting interupted by Chelsea
It's storytime children!